C’mon home flippers, can’t y’all do better?!
As an inspector, I sometimes think I've seen it all, until I look at a flip house or “flop house” as I usually call them. Flippers most of the time have great design taste and can make a house pretty, but…don’t know squat about the structure or “bones”. I can spot a flip house from the street. There are several distinct signs. Runny paint, new mulch not placed correctly, and my favorite; multi colored shingles. You can put a pig in a prom dress, but that doesn’t make her prom